c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

(Source: newshoes, via heart)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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GOTHAM IS SO GOOD IM IN LOVE

(Source: pamyuse, via totsailor)

rottingcat:

I haven’t broke yet I never hope to 
you’ve got no sight, no fucking clue 
its not what you say, its what you fucking do

(Source: snarlhardcore.bandcamp.com, via handxofxspite)

quadrants:

eridantier:

this ad scares me

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“If not, you soon will be.”

(Source: solluxcaptor, via officialalltimelow)

sniffing:

YAAAAAAAS (x)

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@yelyahwilliams: I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within.

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emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

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nozomitojo:

when a game tells you to take a break because youve been playing too long

image

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ununhexium:

b-sides haha more like why wasnt this on the fucking album 

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bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

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